Why pretend aging is a blessing when you can laugh about it instead? This birthday card ditches the saccharine sentiment and goes straight for the funny bone with witty, relatable humor. It's the card for friends who appreciate honesty served with a side of comedy—the ones who'd rather commiserate than be told they're "aging like fine wine." With charming retro flair, it turns birthday blues into genuine laughs. Blank interior to write your own personalized message.
- One size
- Includes blank card and envelope
- 5.5 x 4.5 inches
- Paper
- Wipe clean
- USA made
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Getting Older Sucks Birthday Card
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Why pretend aging is a blessing when you can laugh about it instead? This birthday card ditches the saccharine sentiment and goes straight for the funny bone with witty, relatable humor. It's the card for friends who appreciate honesty served with a side of comedy—the ones who'd rather commiserate than be told they're "aging like fine wine." With charming retro flair, it turns birthday blues into genuine laughs. Blank interior to write your own personalized message.
- One size
- Includes blank card and envelope
- 5.5 x 4.5 inches
- Paper
- Wipe clean
- USA made
- FINAL SALE ITEM